Heart surgeries and memory loss

mathsturbation:

i am the shyest attention whore ever

slomps:

Plot twist: Social and funny in real life, awkward on the internet

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

In the end I want it to be you.
(via floricawild)
*at a pro wrestlers funeral*
family member: he was a great father and husband who was also the best professional wre-
*FLASHING LIGHTS*
*ROCK MUSIC STARTS*
*MAN IN SPANDEX AND A CAPE ENTERS*
wrestlers former opponent : WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL BEST WRESTLER WAS AND I CHALLENGE YOUR CORPSE THIS MONDAY NIGHT AT 8/7 CENTRAL ONLY ON USA

minamemeoto:

i really hate when people take pics of hot guys and post them online without their permission and they get hundreds of thousands of notes and people leave disgusting creepy comments like

i don’t care

how hot this guy is

he has a right to his privacy and you are a pervert